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Wandering Around Texas

Roaming the Lone State

This journal may contain adult concepts.

Created on 2003-03-18 10:17:58 (#954856), last updated 2009-12-02

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Name:Thomas
Birthdate:07-05
Location:Fort Worth, Texas, United States
Website:Things I Visit
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NOTICE

PERSONS attempting to find a motive in this narrative will be prosecuted;
persons attempting to find a moral in it will be banished; persons
attempting to find a plot in it will be shot.

BY ORDER OF THE AUTHOR, Per G.G., Chief of Ordnance.


I spend most of my free time arguing with my cat about the evils of the world. These evils, according to Sabrina, involve me keeping her inside away from birds and me sleeping past five in the morning CDT. She proposes that we eliminate all that troubles her with a constitutional amendment making it legal for her kind to vote. That's before she starts on the catnip and gets violent . . .

I still am not a prophet for Mophar, the Living Pancake which promises Doom for all, nor do I work for his antithesis Geldo, The Undead Rocky Mountain Oyster who promises low carbohydrate Doom for some.
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